What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 03:39

-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Octopussy
-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?
Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
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You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Do you consider yourself pretty?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.